What's Going On Up There, Reese Rideout?

Reese, we love you dearly. From your videos on Randy Blue to your magazine covers to your win of 'Man of the Year'. But this new hair-do just ain't cuttin' it.




You might be hot enough to get guys to blow you anyway, but do a favor to your fans and do something about that tragic hair. I mean all you need is an over sized sweatsuit, and a huge chain and I'd think you were right out of the Sopranos.



Maybe this is your way of displaying your (possible) heterosexuality. I mean you do suck a lot of nipples and rim a lot of hole for a straight guy, but we love and support you no matter where you prefer to stick your stick.




So please, oh please Mr. Rideout, do something about that disastrous doo.