I got a virus folks! I was on some blog listing site, that I guess was a fraud and I got a viurs.
The good thing, if you can call it that, is that it was slow-working. I tried to get it off, but when I couldn't I put all my files onto a hard drive and erased and re-installed everything.
The only problem is that I can't hear anything. At all. I can't adjust my volume. So if there are any hot nerds out there who think they can help me, or throw me a link, you can contact me at: jstewartunlimated@gmail.com

Thanks, guys.

And power to the nerds!